Hey, it's me, Jerry. Your wife couldn't keep herself off of me last night. She said she prefers something much softer now. Maybe you should've treated her better, you lousy bum. If you were half the man I am, she'd be cuddling up with you instead of me. But don't worry buddy, it's okay, look... there's still enough room for you over here too... *unnecessarily deep, demonic laughter*

  • Material: Soft cuddly cotton
  • Love-ability Scale: 10
  • Hours of Joy: at least 2

Age Range: Choking hazards ;) and other elements not suitable for children under 18 years old.

A special note about shipping time and gifting: Forward Generation does not stock this product in-house. Please allow two to three weeks delivery time to be safe.

These are nice too